
A Shit-Storm of Plastic
As Published in Tuck Magazine You wake up in the morning, reach over
and shut off the plastic alarm clock which
sits on the bedside table, then rise and make
your way to the bathroom, where (depending
on your need) you lift or lower the plastic toilet
seat and once you’re done with your business,
shed your night clothes, pull back the plastic
shower curtain, step into the tub and plant your
feet firmly on a plastic mat so you don’t slip
and fall. After finishing you